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May 31, 20121,586 notes
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Suddenly lonelyyyyy

May 31, 2012

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wsxb56kY1qfouzy.png

Can I get a coffee?

That’ll one boner sir

May 31, 2012
I just said bless you to my cat

more or less

May 31, 2012

May 2012

I used to care

but I’ve got a pill for that now

May 31, 2012

What the quip why does my chest keep hurting halp

May 31, 2012
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Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal → translate.google.com

deducing-opera-ghost-of-asgard:

msamberhazard:

msamberhazard:

tal9000:

transawareness:

The above article is an update.  Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost.  She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender.  She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.

Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined.  Lets get on the ball and spread the word.

Sign It.

I literally just repeated the f-word until I ran out of breath.

Let me catch my breath. I may go on a cursing spree again as soon as I get it back.

Seriously people…

WHY THE FUCK AREN’T PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS??

Facepalm

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May 30, 2012

:l

May 30, 2012

He’s Bruce Banner

May 30, 2012

I did

May 30, 2012

Did I mention Bruce Banner?

May 30, 2012
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May 30, 2012

May 30, 2012
Bruce Banner
May 30, 2012
Let's get weird.
  • 1: Because I'm not sure why I'm doing this
  • 2: Yes
  • 3: No
  • 4: Yus
  • 5: Sleeeeeeping or texting not sure
  • 6: A bottle of whiskey and my buddy the street lamp
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • 8: Relativly
  • 9: No ;-;
  • 10: The sad sounds of computer keys and a mouse click
  • 11: Waterrrrrr duh
  • 12. Depends on what you mean by "like"
  • 13: Ten thirty
  • 14: I never cease to be disappointed in how early my cat wants to be fed
  • 15: Can you?
  • 16: Yes :l
  • 17: Did they trip me?
  • 18: I dunno today or yesterday or the day before
  • 19: Boner happy or fluttery heart happy?
  • 20: I flunking love Modest Mousssssse
  • 21: Cats are elses, right?
  • 22: Mono and the flu sure do
  • 23: Not that I am aware of
  • 24: Always is
  • 25: The wind made me do it I swear
  • 26: Who says I'm wearing a shirt
  • 27: Mainly teachers
  • 28: If they are I haven't noticed :D
  • 29: I hope
  • 30: Yeah
  • 31: Camileeeee
  • 32: Nah, not really
  • 33: Yep
  • 34: Seventeen
  • 35: Hahahaha a lot
  • 36: Not go to school!
  • 37: The only good ones are
  • 38: Psh nope
  • 39: Yeah, but it's 'cause no one's ever asked
  • 40: Probably when I was younger
  • 41: Can do, doesn't usually
  • 42: We could totes hang out some time but I'm currently hitched
  • 43: High school hasn't ended for meeee
  • 44: Tough one; Maybe stomach/chest?
  • 45: Under the right circumstances
  • 46: More than one
  • 47: How much Jessie loves cats :l
  • 48: Twice
  • 49: Sometimes my mouth isn't smart near my girlfriend
  • 50: Because I am?
  • 51: Yep :D
  • 52: All the time
  • 53: Carmel popcorn
  • 54: Mhm, a few
  • 55: The beach I hope
  • 56: Yus monies
  • 57: ...girls
  • 58: NC now
  • 59: Like, two days ago
  • 60: Cha, but it's never really worked x3
  • 61: Noooooo, das mean
  • 62: Mai Camile
  • 63: AVENGERSOMKLRCEDKLC
  • 64: Meeee and the fact that they dislike their ex
  • 65: None ;-;
  • 66: Non
  • 67: Nope, nor around anyone else usually
  • 68: Yeah, it's pretty nice here
  • 69: Buttons and pins!
  • 70: Orange ^-^
  • 71: Well, they aren't real
  • 72: I hope not
  • 73: Go to school, grab a boob, take a test and play compooper
  • 74: Nope
  • 75: They don't exist
  • 76: Wonder how I got an ex
  • 77: In my pocket
  • 78: Black
  • 79: I didn't
  • 80: Cha
  • 81: Non
  • 82: If it means no more bugs x.x
  • 83: Yeah, a few
  • 84: Who says I'm wearing bottoms either :l
  • There you go Hunter one quiz nice and finished
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Reblog if there is someone on tumblr you'd like to meet in person.
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WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

I can’t help but think you’re a bot

May 24, 2012
Let's go outside!
May 16, 2012
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  • me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
  • *opens textbook*
  • textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
  • *rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook
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Reblog if you're willing to answer anything that comes to your ask box right now.

isharemymanias:

Even anons ~♥

May 15, 201254,120 notes
This post

was a waste of your time

May 12, 2012

On occasion I post but I really have nothing to say

I guess that’s why I only have seven followers

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thischarmingalex:

im so hip im practically a pelvis

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nerf-car:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me beep me if you wanna reach me

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May 9, 201225,459 notes

Some of us would be lyin

if we said we tryin

too hard but all works out in the end

some of us would tryin

too hard to be lyin

but it works out in end

May 9, 2012
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u-okmpreg:

kiwibutt:

aetropos:

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….I tried to ALT + reblog this. »;;;

clever

very clever

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Reblog if you're a girl who likes girls, a boy who likes boys, or a person who believes it shouldn't matter.

saygoodbyetothevowsyoumake:

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Why hasn’t everybody in the world reblogged this already.

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Sometimes

I poop :l

May 4, 2012
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