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best-of-funny: airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’ X
iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain
*has a gorram heart attack because funk life my body does not want to be here*
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
bugcthulhu: noxxigirl: I got a couple of cool ones Then I got a not so cool one. You mean the COOLEST one
hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
Shoutout to my newest follower I can’t message you? But I’ll tag you and hope you see it welcome aboard come message me sometime!
earthwormjesus: stabla: when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him...
misterfrodomisterfrodo: whataboutelevensies: pointyearedelvishprinceling: peregrintooks: theshirelock: does anyone else just kinda worry about elijah wood sometimes not at all he’s a free spirit u cannot take him
danceswithdoritos: draemishs: coolasacalliope: thedoctorpottergames: causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED IT WAS EVERYWHERE IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
the-fandoms-are-cool: the-fandoms-are-cool: how I discovered I was pansexual shit that guy’s hot oh fuck that girl’s hot too wait what trans people are hot as well damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot is there a term for this condition I posted this yesterday
youvegottthelove: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together? my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen
dearmisswhite: crazyboutthemwranglerjeans: “Can I ask you something?” The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop right behind “we need to talk”
nostalgictoaster: it’s late and for some reasons, these fusions are cracking me up
zeldalise: oh my god I just realized something okay so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
undesired-pageblood: emotionalfossil: bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’ expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’ DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’ Survival Mode: Parents ON
theonyx: pelicannot: sometimes i just want to put on my cosplays and take pictures but i’m afraid someone will walk in and it’ll just be like THAT IMAGE IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THIS
lesbionage: hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s not And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
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best-of-funny: toopunktofuck: whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do I just want to tell them did you know: jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom